Lenny Kyle Dykstra Slides Headfirst Into Rock Bottom

The legend of Financial Wizard Lenny Kyle Dykstra, last seen "flying higher", has finally shriveled up and died: The Dude officially filed for bankruptcy today. I hope you didn't hurt yourself when you fell out of your chair.

The filing indicates that Dykstra, Inc. was kept afloat by shitloads of unsecured loans. Here's a rundown of some of the empty-handed fools that loaned LKD money:

Lenny Kyle Dykstra Slides Headfirst Into Rock Bottom

So that's some of the money owed to people, not including the maids ("Fuck the maids!"), the printers ("Fuck the printers!), or the dozens of other people he's swindled. But it's a start.

More unpaid:

Lenny Kyle Dykstra Slides Headfirst Into Rock Bottom

Dykstra's attorney, Jonathan Hayes, did not comment in any of the stories, but that's probably because the chances of him actually getting paid for his services are infinitesimal.

Ex-baseball star and entrepreneur files for bankruptcy [Reuters]