I hope this post does not objectify Michael Jordan. The man can't help it if he's sexy. He just saunters his fine-ass around the golf course and people have normal, healthy reactions in his presence. Some people just go overboard.
Sheesh. Anyway, this massive rubber dong made it onto NBC's live coverage of the American Century Championship classic, the one where Tony Romo's taking out all his post-Jessica frustration on the Lake Tahoe course.
Tomorrow: Barry Petchesky will spend his Sunday talking about other things. Hopefully.
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