If You Want a Ride In James Harrison's Smart Car, Ask For a Ride in James Harrison's Smart Car When He Hasn't Won the Super Bowl

James Harrison, who is reportedly afraid of one perfectly dignified method of transportation, showed up to training camp in in a tiny German clown car. He is driving it for the children!

Q: What are the benefits of driving that?

A: Not that much on gas. Other than that, there's a lot of room, but not for the suitcases. It's fast, too. It'll go 90, 95.

Q: Not too worried about gas are you

A: No. Not too worried about gas. I just want to help the environment.

Of course. Of course James Harrison wants to help the environment.

(Also, someone is paying him.)