• By Tommy Craggs
    Aug 31, 2009 2:15 PM 2,860
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    Plague Of Insects Descends Upon Scott Boras' Angel Stadium Suite

    "The bees occupied his front-row seats directly behind home plate for the first two innings. They were removed with the help of a vacuum during the third inning." And then, lo, the Lord hardened the superagent's heart. [AP]


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