Hair Boy and Copper Girl Fight For Airtime SupremacyS

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The last time Miami was on TV, Copper Girl became a brief shining star. And that got under the very hairy skin of one fame-seeking gentleman. What to do? How could he ever steal the spotlight from a woman who should, by all rights, be dead from overexposure to glitter? In a flash, he had the answer and a new rivalry was born.

As you can see, from the tell tale signs of copper mixed with hair, these two had quite a battle garnering the cameraman's attention. Or they made sweet sticky love right there in the front row. Either way, that explains the tears.

Miami is back, baby!

Dude, What. The. Fuck. is up with shaving your... [Morning Glass]

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