This Is The Headline That Haunts Matt Holliday's DreamsDashiell Bennett10/09/09 9:00amFiled to: Wake up deadspin!NLDSLos Angeles DodgersSt. Louis CardinalsMatt Holliday26EditPromoteShare to KinjaToggle Conversation toolsGo to permalinkGot an image you'd like to see in here first thing in the morning? Send it to email@example.com. Subject: Morning crap.AdvertisementNo, not the hate crime bill. Over there in the corner. (Click to enlarge.) It seems someone on the Washington Post web staff—who may or may not be a fan of The Wilbon—jumped the gun on the Cards-Dodgers final last night. I mean, there was pretty much no way for the Cards to lose that one. No way at all. Unless....It's no Dewey defeats Line Drive, but I'm guessing Matt Holliday will probably want to stay hidden under the covers this morning.