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The Halloween bar has been set for 2009 and let's face it—you probably aren't going to raise it any higher. Are you willing to encase your real head inside a fake bloody stump of a neck, then drink through a straw all night while stumbling around without peripheral vision? Are you also willing to wear your Halloween costume in public on October 17? Then you probably aren't dedicated enough to create a trick-or-treat outfit more elaborate than this. Unless you want to be the guy swinging the wrench.