Tired of collecting all kinds of shit related to your favorite player? Time to collect their literal shit, in skidmark form. Game-used underwear, people. Christ.
A memorabilia seller has somehow rounded up undies used during games by two of your favorite Red Sox, plus Hideki Okajima.
I don't know who would really want this stuff, but I'm guessing there's a lot of the same mindset as the people who buy used panties out of Japanese vending machines.
Phil said the Sox locker-room clean-out uncovered a pair of Dustin Pedroia's game-used drawers. And we know what you're thinking - Castinetti assures us Pedie's underpants do not have Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles on them.
There's also a pair of unmentionables belonging to new catcher Victor Martinez . He's just the gift that keeps on giving, isn't he? And reliever Hideki Okajima's tighty-whiteys are also amongst the BVD booty.
"They are so used, I'd rather not be handling them, to be honest with you," Castinetti laughed.
I'm putting the odds of the winning bidders framing their prizes at 8/1, and actually wearing them at 5/2. I'll also give you even money on the winners masturbating with them.
‘Game-Used' Undies Have Sox Appeal [Boston Herald]