World Series Omens Yankee Fans Don't Want To See

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In a brilliant little bit of counter programming—and fortuitous timing—last night's episode of "Let's Watch Fat People Suffer" featured American Hero" Derek Jeter trying to cheer up people who aren't skinny enough to date Victoria's Secret models. What a guy! I'm sure Philly fans will be totally respectful of his courageous stand against obesity and won't mock him at all for the unfortunate title of the show.

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On a completely unrelated side note, I forgot how insufferable it is to be in New York City when the Yankees are in the World Series. It's about time the world took notice of this humble burg! This city has suffered so much since the Giants last won the Super Bowl, hasn't it?