Brad Childress Is No Elaine Dickinson, That's For Sure

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"There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?"

For you young punks out there, those are references to the movie Airplane!

What is it, you ask? It's a sequence of consecutive pictures of objects photographed in motion by a specially designed camera and thrown on a screen by a projector in such rapid succession as to give the illusion of natural movement, but that's not important right now.

Anyhoo, courtesy of intrepid reporter and noted cocksmith Visanthe Shiancoe's Twitter account (via Randball), we finally have evidence of Vikings head coach Brad Childress wearing a flight attendant's uniform on the trip to Pittsburgh last week that Drew alluded to on Monday. I have looked into the pit of madness, and Brad Childress is there giving me a bag of peanuts.

Of course, this is Weed Against Speed and I'll be your humble guide on this spookiest of spooky days. I have a lot of fun stuff planned for the day (not really - I'm flying by the seat of my vintage pants), so let's get to it.

Bonfires burning bright, pumpkin faces in the night, I remember Halloween.

This day anything goes.

Friday update: Visanthe Shiancoe posts pictures of Brad Childress dressed as female flight attendant [RandBall] (previously on Deadspin) Brad Childress Is The Ugliest Dame You'll Ever See