2009 SHOTY Nominee: Jay Mariotti
It is this reporter's opinion that if you say "Roger Ebert can kiss my ass," you are a bad person. It's just my philosophy.
JAY MARIOTTI Began life as a blogger. Told Roger Ebert to kiss his ass. Projected. Pretended he wasn't a blogger. Wooed the ladies. Auto-summarized. Tossed from bar. Napped. Lurked.
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