Tim Tebow Messiah Watch: See How He Loved Football Edition
With apologies to Slate, the Tim Tebow Messiah Watch is our occasional look at the growing body of evidence — quotes, signs and wonders, excessively fawning prose — that the Florida quarterback is the Lamb of God.
Today's comes from the SEC championship, where Tebow found Himself standing before the tomb of Florida's season.
Witnesses: 11.8 percent of television households in 56 urban TV markets, the highest overnight rating for an SEC title game
Testimony:
Pertinent Scripture: John 11:35
Jesus wept.
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Please submit any evidence that Tim Tebow is our Redeemer to [email protected].
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