Basketball, As Seen Through The Prism Of A Chipotle Burrito

Tommy CraggsTommy Craggs|published: Mon 14th December, 12:30 2009
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UWM's James "Big Lumber" Eayrs: "[Rice] is the point guard to my burrito, holding everything together. Next, my main ingredient, double chicken. It fills my stomach like a center should fill the lane. Next in line, my salsas..." [ HZN, via]

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