A Golf Porn Lawsuit That Has Nothing To Do With Who You ThinkS

There are many ways of getting yourself banned from exclusive country clubs. Being poor or a minority are probably the most common, but letting them film a golf-themed porno there is probably the most exciting.

Raul Quintana owned a number of condos on exclusive Fisher Island, just off of Miami Beach. One day last year, he rented out one of the units to a "representative from a modeling agency" that wanted to hold a "photo shoot." You can imagine where this went.

Yes, the "photo shoot" turned out to be the filming of "A Sexy Golfing Experience," on the high-class site "Ass Parade." We'll let the Miami New Times pick it up from here.

The film is no innovation in cinema. In it, Tony, a ratty-looking dude with a thin beard and designer shades, commandeers a golf cart - clearly displaying Quintana's apartment number - to rendezvous with Devon on a Fisher Island golf green. After the dirty-blond porn starlet does some butt-focused putting, the lovers drive to Quintana's condo on a golf cart with a pudgy, bearded dolly grip riding on the rear.

Once in the apartment, they head to the balcony, where, in broad daylight and full view of any neighbor who might glance out a window, Tony applies baby oil to Devon's buttocks for five minutes. They then go inside and run through the usual battery of positions, with only a thin white towel separating their carnal intermingling from Quintana's brown suede couch and matching chaise lounge. Other scenes involve possible staining of one of the homeowner's throw pillows and his carpet. The 40-minute film is viewable for a buck at Bangbros.com, where online connoisseurs gave it a rating of 8.1 out of a possible 10.

Word got around, as it usually does with these things. Quintana lost guest privileges for his condos, was relegated to an inferior boarding position on the island's ferry, and eventually was banned from the Fisher Island Club altogether. (These are very bad things in the world of the rich.)

Quintana is suing Bangbros.com, saying they "really banged my life." (That's an actual quote.) But, you know, there seems to be an uptick in the market for golf-themed pornos these days. So maybe it's not all bad.

Golf Porn On Ritzy Fisher Island [Miami New Times]