Porn, Pancakes, Jon Kitna And Jesus: Go Ahead, Rank Them. You Can't.S

Some lucky parishioners got a visit from Jon Kitna at a very special breakfast yesterday, called "Porn And Pancakes: NFL Style." It's precisely nothing like you're imagining.

Kitna appears to be fitting in well after his first year in Dallas. He was the special guest at Waxahachie Bible Church for yesterday's porn and pancakes, a Christian alternative to fighting porn addiction that's sweeping the nation.

It's the brainchild of Craig Gross, a pastor who made the mistake of setting up shop in Las Vegas. At yesterday's breakfast, interested male participants enjoyed pancakes, a comedian, Jon Kitna, and a good God-based talk about the dangers of pornography. The FAQ:

Is Porn and Pancakes R rated? No.
Should I bring my son? Yes.
Should my son be 11 years or older? Yes.
Can I bring my dad? Yes.
Should my dad be ready to talk afterwards? Yes.
Why just men? That's how we started.
Will there be nudity? Ahhh, no.
Will we have to wear name tags? No.
Do you use Grade A or Grade B syrup? Whatever is cheapest.
Will you talk about masturbation? Yes.
Can I bring my men's group, youth pastors, lead pastors? Yes.
Will we learn about personal accountability? Yes.
Is porn a 57 billion dollar a year business world wide? Yes.

We know Kitna's bona fides when it comes to Christianity (though maybe not so specific an event as this), but we're not sure what qualifies him to discuss porn and/or pancakes. If you, or anyone you know was at the event and would like to share, don't be a stranger.

(Thanks to David for the tip)

Weekly Announcement [Waxahachie Bible Church]