Tim Tebow False Messiah Watch: Antichrist Edition
With apologies to Slate, the Tim Tebow False Messiah Watch is our occasional look at the growing body of evidence - quotes, signs and wonders, excessively fawning prose - that the Florida quarterback is the Beast.
Witnesses: Everyone who witnessed Tebow perform the 3-cone drill for scouts at the NFL combine.
Testimony: Tebow's time: 6.66 seconds.
Pertinent scripture: Revelation 13:18
This calls for wisdom. If anyone has insight, let him calculate the number of the beast, for it is man's number. His number is 666.
Please submit any evidence that Tim Tebow is the Whore of Babylon to [email protected].
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