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•In their loss to New Jersey, the Knicks went 0-18 from beyond the arc a new benchmark for the league. Don't ever say Nate Robinson didn't leave his imprint on this team.
•Let's check out a higher quality game: Lousiville upset No.1 Syracuse, so Kansas ends the regular season atop the polls. I believe I predicted this one, but only did so in pursuit of a joke, so I'm not sure that counts.