Another, More Pissy, Theory About What Happened In A Milledgeville Bathroom With Ben Roethlisberger

I secretly hoped that the always entertaining, exclamatory MediaTakeOut would have something dopey to add to the sexual assault allegations against Big Ben and good googly moogly did they ever.

Yes, according to MTO's "inherently reliable" insider, the 20 year old college student who (allegedly) entered a restroom with Roethlisberger which resulted in some sort of (alleged) sexual conduct, also may have peed all over the quarterback. Let's go to the MTO wire's incident report:

But now MORE DETAILS of the alleged assault are coming out. According to one INHERENTLY RELIABLE source connected with the case, the 20 year old woman was reportedly INTOXICATED during the incident.

And it gets worse, the insider told MediaTakeOut.com that during the incident (we're calling it an "incident" since dude is innocent until proven guilty) the woman reportedly URINATED. Our insider speculated that she "peed" because she was so drunk.

DAYUMMMMM!!! This whole story is just a MESS!!!

And our MTO fix would not be complete unless we also included something from their insightful commenting community:

HotSauce: Damn! White bitches are TROUBLE! That's exactly why I don't fucck with them..... anymore.

MISS DIAMOND: THIS IS SOOO WILD...THIS IS ALL PPLZ TALKIN' ABOUT HERE...BEN WHY U GOTTA SHAME THE BURGH??? U REMEMBER WHAT WE DID TO KEVIN BROWN FOR HIS B.S BETTA FIX THIS LOL!!!

And 1darkMeat wins the prize for most level-headed: She should have urinated in his mouth. ALL RAPIST SHOULD BE BURNED TO DEATH. I DON'T KNOW WHETHER HE RAPED HER OR NOT. BUT ALL RAPIST SHOULD DIE AN EXCRUTIATING DEATH.

No confirmation from KDKA on this latest allegation as of yet, possibly never.

(H/T UpDudes)