The Coach K iPhone App Is Here To Beguile Us All

Duke coachbot Mike Krzyzewski has released an iPhone game that is equal parts basketball skills and dragon avoidance. The introduction appears to be missing a frame or 1,500.

Using Krzyzewski-approved coaching skills, players will dodge various nouns and travel to various proper nouns. But don't rush off to your nearest iTunes store just yet — the game is a devious ploy to get you learning. Learning "about the unique geography and cultures of some of the most interesting cities in the world" (as far as Coach K is concerned). I will stick to Paper Toss and Unblock Me, thank you very much.

Coach K Launches New iPhone Game App [Coach K]

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