CRACK BABY VS. AIDS BABY? An Audio Funbag With Adam Carolla

Worlds are colliding, folks. Number one podcaster in the universe Adam Carolla was nice enough to record an audio funbag with us, in which he answers some of your most probing questions.

Such as:

• Crack baby vs. AIDS baby? • How often does the president masturbate? • How often does the president plow his wife? • Are the people at ESPN still retard chicken pussy cowards for banning Simmons from his podcast? Is Simmons still banned? • Is it okay to lick knifes?

And so very much more. We cover poop, nunchucks, rental cars, homeless person death matches, and other socially relevant topics. About the only question I didn't ask Adam is if Mexicans pronounce his name Señor Coroyyyya, which I suspect they do. All in all, not a bad way to waste 50 minutes of your precious time. And loogit! Adam's podcasting setup appears to be pretty much exactly the same as mine, except for all the extra fancy wires and shit.

This week's Deadcast is available for your listening pleasure right here. You can also find the new Deadcast in the iTunes Music Store here. Special thanks to Liberated Syndication for hosting us, and to Adam and his folks for being so accommodating. Now sit back, relax, and listen. It's Adam Carolla and Deadspin, together at last. You knew it would happen at some point.