Yahoo!'s Michael Silver does a double entendre-filled profile on Vikings' tight end Visanthe Shiancoe, who's working hard to overcome his internet long-comings.

Shiancoe is at peace with his place in internet infamy and says that, even two years later, the screen-grab of his prodigious member hanging out in the locker room still makes him popular with the ladies:

Even now, girls will Google me or look me up on Yahoo! [search], and they'll come back like, ‘Oooh, I've seen this, I've seen that.' Or I can tell they looked it up, but they won't say anything till much later. All I can do is shake my head and [be thankful] I didn't just come out of the cold tub. Because it'll live forever. I already know that."

Shiancoe also adds that one entrepreneurial porn producer approached him about doing some dirty work for them, he's just not interested in adding that to his resume.

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