San Jose Sharks GM Doug Wilson's daughter, the absurdly named Lacey, competed in last night's Miss USA competition. So that's why the Sharks were so on edge during Game 1 and couldn't solve the Rubik's Cube that is Chicago goalie Antti Niemi.
Lacey, representing Massachusetts, did not win the Pretty Lady Derby, but the Slanch Report suggests she be used to distract the Hawks bench during Game 2 at the Shark Tank.
Also, head over to Slanch Report for more pictures of Ms. Wilson. You know, if you're into that. For more information, about last night's pageant, including thoughts on eventual winner Miss Michigan, check the Free Darko Twitter.
Miss Massachusetts Has an NHL Connection [Slanch Report]