About two months ago I was working at one of the farms at Ohio State and a cow went bat shit crazy crashing through one of the gates.

Well my thumb just happened to be in a place where two of the gates happened to meet and the picture sums up the aftermath quite nicely.

You can't possibly top that? I just puked three times while writing this sentence. If you can, send to tips@deadspin.com. Subject: Blood week.