Reader Submits Alleged Post-Coital Photo Of Patrick Kane
Email accompanying this photo circulating around Chicago area: "My co-worker's friend hooked up with Patrick Kane last week... and took a picture to prove it. Apparently, he was only so-so in bed."
To be fair, his "so-so" performance is quite remarkable considering the man's BAC for the past two weeks has been astronomical.
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