Paraguay Girl, Larissa Riquelme, Will Shed What Little Clothing She Wears If Team Wins Cup
So this girl has turned into living, breathing, boob-heaving monster. Paraguay defeated Japan on PKs and the world seems more interested in the possibility of her disrobing ( which she often does) than if her country miraculously wins the World Cup.
Yes, Requelme is reveling in the extra attention and SEO juice her cell phone-stuffed tank top has received, and now she has promised, like fellow exhibitionist and Jemele Hill pick-up artist Diego Maradona, that if her country wins she will streak through the dirty streets in red, white, and blue body paint. So there's that. And every single newspaper in the world appears to have a photo gallery of her on their page. This is one of the most comprehensive ones.
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