Deadpin I-Team Assemble For The Case Of The Goat-Masked White Sox Fan
It's time for the I-Team to gather once more and discover the identity of a Chicago baseball fan. This time: a South Sider. Though no M&M's-Jacket-Guy, it is a guy wearing a sleeveless shirtsey while wearing a horrific goat mask.
Reader Mark:
While you guys are indentifying Sox/Cubs fans, does anyone know the Sox fan who wears cutoff shirts and wristbands/batting gloves to most every game and sits in the front row at the Cell? Also, during Cubs/Sox games he wears a goat mask and does some weird, superstitious hand motions almost every pitch.
Who is this fan? A satyr hellbent on destroying the tradition of being a front-row jackass? Just some guy into goat masks? Do what you do.
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