Here's a Picture of Matt Kemp Putting on a Sequined Glove

Here are a couple questions about the Dodgers' 80s Night Promotion (for which Rihanna's boyfriend is posing in the above photo):

• The red jacket will clearly play better in Bloods sections of Dodgers Stadium, but does an inherent respect for the Works of Michael Jackson enable Crips-affiliated fans to look past the slight?

• If not, will the Lakers Championship Riots seem quaint in retrospect? (And, is that necessarily a bad thing?)

• Are 1-20 tickets always available for $4.99 a pop?

• Finally, will Joe Torre's notable turn as Joe Jackson be airbrushed out from Dodger history in a few years?

(H/T Vin Scully is My Homeboy)