Martellus Bennett Becomes Latest Player To Have Dong Shots Exposed By Scorned Female
 
  Last week, Cowboy beat reporters wondered why Bennett was absent from the first few days of mini-camp. Bennett admitted yesterday he sprained his ankle doing "jump-ball" drills. Today, a cellphone pic self-portrait of him posing in the shower arrives.
The always entertaining MediaTakeout has the pics, but chose to place a comic book-style starburst over the offensive parts, so those of you worried about being blinded by Martellus' meat wand can click without fear. If you stroll through the MTO comments you do find out his stuff is"NOT ASHY" and you can still see the tip dangling below the censor if you stare at it for more than a minute.
Also of note: MTO originally identified Bennett as ESPN NFL analyst Marcellus Wiley. *Meat-peepin' ain't easy.
* Meat-Peeping® used courtesy of Bomani Jones.
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