You're damn right I'm still ticked at an 18-year-old kid for ditching us for CBS. To that end, here's an amusing Facebook discussion on Bo and Sara's relationship status, featuring a cameo from Sara herself.

Bo "The Bailer" Gets His Spot Blown Up On FacebookS

And while I'm taking needless shots at a teenager, you're from a suburb of goddamned Fort Worth. You should be a Rangers fan. Why do you have Astros gear?