This Is What Happens When You Try To Chug An Entire Bottle Of Patron

Drinking alcohol and chugging alcohol go hand-in-hand in today's party scene. Whether you're icing your bro or using a three-story beer bong, you're chugging. But what happens when you try to chug a bottle of Patron? Vomit. Lots of vomit.

Joe Breezy seems pretty confident before his attempt and gets a good amount down before his body rejects him the way it will reject a liver transplant six years from now. H/T Phintastic

While this one is mercifully vomit-free, we are treated to someone likely passing into an alcohol-induced coma. Young Jeezy would be proud.

This one cuts out right before the money shot but you just know that that camera man was splattered. Splattered with vomit.

Even Hall of Famer Charles Barkley likes to play along.

You really need to pull your pants up before running to a sink to spit out a mouthful of Patron.

Here we have a Blue Wave chug that goes wrong. I know it's not Patron but the levels of smarm and "amateur hour"-ness were at levels far too high not to comment. Kids these days.

Chugging Everclear. This has gone off the rails hasn't it? But aren't young people the worst?

Everlear+lighters=Fun, right? How do you make drinking in a kitchen with friends look lame?

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