In sports, everyone is a winner-some people just win better than others. Like Antonio Cromartie's many many children, who each got a mention on last night's Hard Knocks, even if he had to use his fingers and toes to count them.
This was no surprise to anyone; remember, the Jets restructured his contract to give him up-front money to settle his myriad paternity suits. But it was still amusing, and not a little sad, to see him struggle to list their names and ages. Seriously, it looks like he's calculating the orbit of Jupiter, or trying to divide by zero.