Look At This Fucking Hoopster: "Jason Kidd" Doublefists Dos Equis Cans At A Concert

An occasional feature in which we spotlight the ridiculous trend of recontextualized basketball jerseys. Today: Jason Kidd.

Player: Jason Kidd
Teams: '90s Mavericks
Ubiquity: High, but only in the context of this phenomenon
Scene: Hard Fest! An outdoor concert festival that featured M.I.A., Sleighbells, and many more extremely polarizing, indie bro-approved acts
Unnecessarily Decimaled Score Out Of 10: 8.3
Analysis: OK, so once again, we've got a hoopster who enjoys his outdoor music. This one also enjoys cheap Mexican beer, Buddy Holly glasses, and a John Waters mustache (props). This is my hoopster doppelganger. That aside, hoopsters are lame and must be pointed at, ridiculed, and stopped. And Jason Kidd ruined Jimmy Jackson! Just ruined him.
Verdict: Goddamn good-for-nothing hoopster

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Look At This Fucking Hoopster: "Jason Kidd" Doublefists Dos Equis Cans At A Concert