You Wanted The Best, You Got The Best, The Hottest Non-Working Blog In The World...Fire Joe Morgan

Lock up your Plaschkes and hide your David Eckstein bobbleheads tomorrow, shitbirds, because Ken Tremendous, DAK, and Junior return to plunge a pointy stake into the flaccid heart of sports journalism once again. Who's excited? GETEXCITED.

Even though last year was supposed to be a "one-time only" reunion for FJM, the reaction was so positive that they've decided to re-reunite. If tomorrow's show goes well, they've hinted at the possibility of a 2011 summer tour in the Falkland Islands. So be sure to scream your guts out and throw your frilly panties at them when they step on this here stage.

Get all of your mindless tasks done tonight and call all your friends in the neighborhood.