File this under things we wish we didn't know, and wish we didn't care about. But Kroy Biermann has knocked up one of the Real Housewives Of Atlanta.


Biermann is a serviceable DE for the Falcons, and Kim Zolciak is apparently some kind of bleached-blonde aquatic primate dredged up from the deeps of the Georgia seacoast. According to my girlfriend, our go-to source for reality television information, "she's the one who's always holding a cigarette and a glass of white wine."

So, congrats to the happy couple.