This Marginal NFL Player Has Impregnated This Horrible Reality TV Monster Lady

File this under things we wish we didn't know, and wish we didn't care about. But Kroy Biermann has knocked up one of the

Biermann is a serviceable DE for the Falcons, and Kim Zolciak is apparently some kind of bleached-blonde aquatic primate dredged up from the deeps of the Georgia seacoast. According to my girlfriend, our go-to source for reality television information, "she's the one who's always holding a cigarette and a glass of white wine."

So, congrats to the happy couple.