What Objects Are We Putting In Our Rectums?

Let's have some more fun with the , shall we? Here's a list of various objects that in various contexts were lodged in various rectums. Verbatim:

BUTT PLUG MEDIUM SIZED BUTT PLUG 7 INCH DILDO 8 INCH VIBRATOR VIBRATOR ... DID NOT HAVE BATTERIES,COULD NOT REMOVE TUBULAR OBJECT ENTIRE COAT HANGER FOR FUN CLOTHES HANGER SHAVING CREAM CAN PART OF A METAL DEODORANT CAN AEROSOL CAN HAIR SPRAY BOTTLE METAL BOTTLE GLASS BOTTLE GLASS VASE GLASS PROBE PIECE OF GRASS KICKSTAND BOTTLE ... STRING TIED ABOUT BOTTLE WINE BOTTLE UP HER RECTUM ... CORK CAME OFF BOTTLE OF LUBRICANT SMALL PLASTIC BOTTLE SMALL PLASTIC BABY BOTTLE PLASTIC TUBE PLASTIC APPLICATOR APPLYING CREAM TO BLEEDING HEMORROIDS [sic],LOST PLASTIC CONTAINER PLASTIC DOG TOY TOPPER TOY TOY PEN SCREW BRUSH NAIL BALL GOLF BALL BATTERY RAZOR HANDLE FILM CANNISTER [sic] BASE OF ELECTRIC TOOTHBRUSH PENS/PENCILS ... MECHANICAL PENCIL PIPE ... WITH PIECE OF CLOTH WRAPPED AROUND PIPE LARGE PLASTIC OBJECT WRAPPED IN PLASTIC BAG UNIVERSAL REMOTE CONTROL 7 YO NEIGHBOR BOY['S] PEEPEE

EARLIER: Another Children's Treasury Of Bizarre Injuries Database: Emergency room injuries reported by hospitals [Sun-Sentinel]