What Objects Are We Putting In Our Rectums?S

Let's have some more fun with the Sun-Sentinel's emergency room database, shall we? Here's a list of various objects that in various contexts were lodged in various rectums. Verbatim:



BUTT PLUG
MEDIUM SIZED BUTT PLUG
7 INCH DILDO
8 INCH VIBRATOR
VIBRATOR ... DID NOT HAVE BATTERIES,COULD NOT REMOVE
TUBULAR OBJECT
ENTIRE COAT HANGER FOR FUN
CLOTHES HANGER
SHAVING CREAM CAN
PART OF A METAL DEODORANT CAN
AEROSOL CAN
HAIR SPRAY BOTTLE
METAL BOTTLE
GLASS BOTTLE
GLASS VASE
GLASS PROBE
PIECE OF GRASS
KICKSTAND
BOTTLE ... STRING TIED ABOUT BOTTLE
WINE BOTTLE UP HER RECTUM ... CORK CAME OFF
BOTTLE OF LUBRICANT
SMALL PLASTIC BOTTLE
SMALL PLASTIC BABY BOTTLE
PLASTIC TUBE
PLASTIC APPLICATOR
APPLYING CREAM TO BLEEDING HEMORROIDS [sic],LOST PLASTIC CONTAINER
PLASTIC DOG TOY
TOPPER TOY
TOY
PEN
SCREW
BRUSH
NAIL
BALL
GOLF BALL
BATTERY
RAZOR HANDLE
FILM CANNISTER [sic]
BASE OF ELECTRIC TOOTHBRUSH
PENS/PENCILS ... MECHANICAL PENCIL
PIPE ... WITH PIECE OF CLOTH WRAPPED AROUND PIPE
LARGE PLASTIC OBJECT WRAPPED IN PLASTIC BAG
UNIVERSAL REMOTE CONTROL
7 YO NEIGHBOR BOY['S] PEEPEE

EARLIER: Another Children's Treasury Of Bizarre Injuries
Database: Emergency room injuries reported by hospitals [Sun-Sentinel]