Natty Light Fueled Alabama Fan Gits Into Some Real Profane Talk 'Bout Auburn

Remember in Apocalypse Now when Kurtz gets to talking about watching snails crawl along the edge of a razor blade. Now that Auburn dropped the Gamecocks 56-17, this gentleman is more likely than not out-Brandoing Brando.

This land was made for you and me.

(H/T Brad from Knoxville)

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