Here's What The Eagles/Vikings Halftime Weather Report Would Have Likely Been Sans Postponement

" Wind's really picking up. Makes the snow burn a little, too. A few trucks still get by despite the ' state of emergency.'

"Since the Eagles are up 20, and Minnesota just looks limp, get on home before it's too late and walk your dog, like this guy did a little while ago. Of course, dog's name was Dopey, so be careful driving. What, you thought they'd plowed already?"