As many Kansas City radio deejays desperately search for the couple in that photo up above, one commenter pointed us to a Craig's List posting from last week which may lead to some answers — or more questions.
Here's the link posted soon after the Chiefs were demolished by the Raiders in the final regular season game.
chiefs got spanked...now it's my turn! we are fucking in our van in lot g at the chiefs game! would you like to join us? please be in shape and ready to fuck! we are disease free but kinda high still, no...none to share...sorry...we are a above average looking couple and go at it for hours!
* Location: lot g
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
These types of casual encounters are common in every major city but it does seem a little implausible that there was more than one couple going at it during the Chiefs game in the parking lot. If so, no wonder the 12th man sounded so drained.
Gentlemen, grab your deerstalkers. There's a mystery afoot.