The Rock Returns To Wrestling To Call John Cena A Tool

Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson returned to WWE Raw last night for the first time in seven years. Why, you ask? To announce that he was hosting Wrestlemania 27 this April. Oh, and to talk shit about John Cena.

The Rock's entrance was greeted with a five minute long standing ovation, after which The People's Champion did his old delightful wrestling routine — right down to eyebrow raise — and referred to himself in the third person. Halfway through his appearance he paused to shamelessly mock John Cena and call ringside announcer Michael Cole a "drunken hobbit."

Wrestlemania 27 is set to air April 3 on Pay-Per-View and, hell — this kind of makes me want to watch it.