The Lenny Dykstra/Charlie Sheen revival tour can't do nothing but gather steam. Just two days after Dykstra vouched for the coke-fueled genius that is Sheen, they took to the radio waves to "set the record straight on the myriad of exaggerations, misinformation and outright falsehoods about his life that have been whipped up by the establishment media."
Dykstra also used the opportunity to discuss Ryan Howard in a "what he looked like facing Brian Wilson" sense.
I'm sorry Ryan you're the best left-handed hitter in 50 years, but he made him look like an armless child when he backdoor slidered his ass into the World Series.
These words were brought to you by The Alex Jones Show, the host of which takes the position that 9/11 was an inside job. Oh, cool.
This ends nothing but well.
(H/T Crossing Broad)