Your morning roundup for March
22 23, the day Glenn Beck contemplated launching his own channel, and we all contemplated launching ourselves off bridges.
• Barry Bonds's circus trial heard both sides' opening statements in San Francisco yesterday. Bonds's lawyers said that Barroid testified truthfully in 2003 when he told a grand jury he was using steroids. His trainer, Greg Anderson, refused to testify and was sent back to jail in contempt of court, while Skeletor lookalike Jeff Novitzky did speak before the court. Do either the anti-steroid people or the pro-steroid people care about this thing? Can't we send them to Judge Wapner, and wrap it all up in an hour, with time for the Weitz and Luxenberg ads included?