This Video Suggests That David Kahn Was Just Trying To Make A Funny
Yes, last night David Kahn broke the funny rule that jokes that are even vaguely about kids with terrible diseases and/or widows are never really funny, but the actual tone of the remarks he made last night — which have since given rise to conspiracy theories, a load of criticism, a Twitter trend, and lots of "KAAAAAAAHN"s — seemed to come from a man who knew he'd had some bad breaks, and who was feeling a little bit defeated. Millionaires shouldn't get a pass for publicly pitying themselves, but they are just as entitled to an entitled sense of humor as the rest of us cynical assholes.
Plus, most of us can still revel in the knowledge that his Timberwolves still suck.
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