Our favorite freakishly talented manchild is still stroking for the Class A Hagerstown Suns, and still making headlines for other things. Like blowing a kiss to the pitcher after hitting a home run last night.
The partial backstory, if you care: Harper was struck out on a borderline pitch in his first at-bat, then lined a single off the foot of pitcher Zach Neal. This was the third at-bat. Seems a natural outcome.