One day, many centuries from now and possibly never, the world will have had enough of the "Thriller" renditions, and they will cease to delight us all. Today is not that day. There's a good chance that this particular take, which was shot during a game at Safeco Field last week, was a Mariners PR plant and that we are their idiots, but we do not care. This kid deserves his own statue.
Kinja is in read-only mode. We are working to restore service.