The Derby Featured A Diving Catch Into A Pool, And Not A Single Drop Of Beer Was Wasted

Our esteemed announcers preferred an earlier catch to this gentleman's play, but they fail to notice that on his dive, he manages to save his entire pint. This great nation will go to great lengths to ensure that we never waste a drop of an overpriced lager.

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