The One Where Some Guy Tries To Sell Us Proof That Bernie Kosar's Daughter Is Doing Porno

Welcome back to Deleted Scenes. This space is now reserved for those scuzz-money entrepreneurs who've unsuccessfully tried to sell us prurient information. This is also where we'll run notable emails we've received from some of our readers. All emails are [sic]'d. Enjoy.

Price offered: $52.84

From: [tony]

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SUBJECT: ex nfl qb daughter doing porn

any interest in this story? how much?

Deadspin:

We'll go $10 up per pro bowl the quarterback was in.

Bidding begins at $36.87.

[tony]

are you serious? hes still involved with teams and stuff. it aint dan marino but def. a big enough name. i worked with her and im not gonna blow up her spot like that for crumbs. google me. this is me, mylifeinbrazil.com

(ED.Note: Very NSFW if you feel compelled to go there.)

Deadspin:

Well, it's kind of hard to negotiate about a phantom, you know? So why don't you tell us who it is and we'll go from there.

[tony]

bernie kosar

Deadspin:

$52.84?

No response.

Notable Fanmail

SUBJECT: Dear Grantland

I've written this before, and I'll write it again:

In his welcome column, the world's biggest douche, Bill Simmons, writes:

an decrepit rooftop.

Not only is the article incorrect, using the adjective decrepit to describe a rooftop is a horrible choice and does not work in this context. An area is decrepit; a rooftop is weathered, dingy, dangerous, etc. You'd think some Hollywood asshole who makes $4 million a year writing columns would know that.

But then again, you fucking New York City tight-T-shirt-wearing-and-ironic-facial-hair-having snobs won't post my correction, so fuck you, too.

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