This Bike Is Literally The Fastest Thing On Two Wheels

At a former Air Force base, Bill Warner set a new land speed record, getting his modified Suzuki Hayabusa up to just shy of 312 MPH. If you're feeling insecure about your ride, just note that Warner needed a shove to get going.

Also note: for a man going nearly half the speed of sound on a bike, this might be the most boring video ever filmed. [ Bangor Daily News]