Your p.m. roundup for July 25, the day we took the kids to summer camp in a private jet. H/T to Jared for the photo, which was taken over the weekend at NOLA's Carousel Bar at the Hotel Monteleone. Got any stories or photos for us? Tip your editors.
What we're watching (all times EDT, unless noted): It's all dong, all the time today here at Deadspin. Tonight at 8, for one hour only, we will be showing the uncensored photo of Ron Artest's dong, the backstory of which we presented earlier today in two parts that can be found here and here.