And this is why you have to love regular-season baseball. We showed you the highs several minutes ago, but there are lows, too. Such riveting lows they are.

This comes from tonight's Rangers-Twins game, which is, to be fair, not at all a dreary thing. Doesn't matter. Both Blanco, the farter, and Beltre, the fart's recipient, are injured, so they have to do something to pass the time. Something most foul! Look at you two, offending Yorvit Torrealba. That's a sign of a major transgression.

Video via tipster Keith.